I live in Houston, and in Houston we are on Central Standard Time or CST. Just a few states over is Mountain Standard Time. In my church, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, we understand that MST is not Mountain Standard Time, but Mormon Standard Time. Translated into non-member, that means “fifteen minutes late.” This is caused, so we are all led to believe, by Mormon mothers being especially overworked (due to having five kids in three years) and having a difficult time managing to keep all five children in their Sunday best–even with the tag team help of a spouse.
Being in a deaf branch (congregation) of the same church, and socializing with the deaf, we have learned that the deaf have a similar standard of time, Deaf Time, (which means late. This is, necessarily compounded by MST and it means I am habitually early to nearly every Deaf Branch function, even if I am late. The reason for being tardy, I suspect, is not due to the children–though CODAS can be especially hard to manage when they want to be. I have yet to hear any explanation except “It’s a Deaf thing.”
Since I grew up in Southern California near the playground of the stars (Palm Springs), I am somewhat familiar with L.A. trends. Apparently, it is uncool to be on time for a party. The standard is to appear thirty +minutes late. The deaf have taken ‘fashionably late’ as a literal standard and we have learned to schedule meetings, gatherings and parties accordingly.
If you can measure how cultured a people are by how late they arrive to a meeting, no one can out culture a Deaf Mormon.